Officer Dick: The main character of San Andreas Stories, voiced by Oscar Wilde.
White bread Dick spends much of the early game gangbanging with Sweet and the Grove Street Families. And you, Anonymous User, were obviously one of them, otherwise you wouldn't be reading this. You would suppose that those loyal GTA fanboys make up most of these sales. This may be one of the reasons GTA: SAS is the best-selling PSP game out, plus one of the best-selling games ever.
The airports are gone! (Rockstar Games said they are all being re-constructed throughout the game's timeline: 2 years before the original San Andreas).ĭespite all these limitations, San Andreas Stories does have a huge load of missions to do. (If you go into the water, you will drown like a pussy!) The countryside is gone, look at the note about how the big ass Mount Chiliad is not in the game to understand why. No wardrobe character customization, just 5 cool outfits including a Chicken Suit!. A lot of these features were apparently disable to lend credence to the "squeaky-clean cop" image Rockstar wanted to give to Officer Dick. No dancing, barber shops, recruitable homies, Car Customization, fastfood restaurants or lowriding. 
That big-ass mountain (Mount Chiliad) that was in the original game is gone (Rockstar Games say that Mount Chiliad is still being naturally formed during the game's timeline: 2 years before the original San Andreas). Las Venturas is just a bunch of ruins (obviously the casinos are still there). (Too bad Rockstar removed this because it was so erotic). No girlfriends to go on a date with (Rockstar try to use "the main character is gay" excuse, but they could have just had boyfriends to date). 
No helicopters, boats or planes, and no motorbikes either. They were right, because San Andreas Stories has these limitations: Differences from the original game īeing on the PSP, many expected San Andreas Stories to be a fucked-up game considering the limitations of the PSP.
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